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    Our Buddy Is At It Again…

    In a recent sermon to his Baptist congregation, nut job Jerry Falwell stated that global warming is “Satan’s attempt to redirect the church’s primary focus” from evangelism to environmentalism.

    Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that “the jury is still out” on whether humans are causing — or could stop — global warming. But he said some “naive Christian leaders” are being “duped” by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore’s documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”.

    Falwell continues to explain that CO2 induced global warming is “the greatest deception in the history of science.” This, of course, is the highly credible Jerry Falwell who also said the following:

    “I think Muhammad was a terrorist.”

    “AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals.”

    “Telly Tubby Tinky Winky might be a gay role model”

    And lastly:

    “[God] is a Republican”

    His equally credible university, Liberty University, claims they have fossils proving “man and dinosaurs did indeed live on earth at the same time.”


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