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    Web Design Rap

    Finally, web design guidelines that the younger kids will understand.

    Your site design is the first thing people see
    it should be reflective of you and the industry
    easy to look at with a nice navigation
    when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration
    a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
    use appealing graphics they create motivation
    if you have animation
    use with moderation
    cause search engines can’t index the information
    display the logos of all your associations
    highlight your contact info that’s an obligation
    create a clean design you can use some decoration
    but to try to prevent any client hesitation
    every page that they click should provide and explanation
    should be easy to understand like having a conversation
    when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
    but make sure you use correct color combinations
    do some investigation, look at other organizations
    but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation
    design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction
    follow these instructions when you move into production
    your photoshop functions then slice that design
    do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned
    please don’t use tables even though they work fine
    when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
    make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
    remove font type, font color and font size
    no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
    tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
    better results with xml and css
    now you making progress, a lil closer to success
    describe your doctype so the browser can relate
    make sure you do it great or it won’t validate
    check in all browsers, I do it directly
    gotta make sure that it renders correctly
    some use IE, some others use Flock
    some use AOL, I use Firefox
    title everything including links and images
    don’t use italics, use emphasis
    don’t use bold, please use strong
    if you use bold that’s old and wrong
    when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
    client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
    they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
    and then they convert now that’s the real kicker
    make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
    design and code right man I hope you get the picture
    what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture
    if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter
    everyone will want to follow you like twitter
    competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter
    if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
    design and code right man can you get with it

    And Link Building!

    You create a new site and its content heavy,
    With the right amount of pictures you believe it’s ready,
    So you launch it trying to put money in da bank,
    But when you search and try to find yourself, you can’t,
    So you thank until your mind goes blank,
    Got titles and headers but no page rank,
    Sooner or later it will show if I wait,
    In the meantime make sure my code validate,
    And it do,
    Hmm, now what I’m supposed to do,
    Add meta information and alt tags too,
    Still don’t get listing,
    Something must be missing,
    Brad and Chuck recommended doing link building,
    So you start hunting down sites like a predator,
    Doing back links on all your competitors,
    Whoever linking to them need to link to me,
    Is it free, do we swap, or do I pay a fee,
    Well take it from us, before you take that step,
    Some things about the site that you might want to check,
    Did they use a link farm or some dirty tactics,
    Could have a bad effect on your site that’s drastic,
    Could’ve link baited, look at what they created,
    Compare it to yours, is it even related,
    Take the time, go inspect and see,
    Take advantage of paid directories,
    If you follow all the steps with a little bit of patience,
    Get links from relevant sites that are favorites,
    Update your content on the regular basis,
    I’m confident you’ll make it to first page placement

    And now Paid Search


    4 Responses to “Web Design Rap”

    1. [...] I had to take him out. …http://i3.democracynow.org/2008/4/7/chilean_writer_isabel_alllende_on_herWeb Design RapWeb Design Rap April 3rd, 2008 Finally, web design guidelines that the younger kids will understand. [...]

    2. This is really a nice coding poetry. Alas we (developers) would have been poets as well. I liked it a lot. Thanks

    3. While we are dealing with items in the vicinity of Chonks World » Blog Archive » Web Design Rap, The process of creating a web site is similar to the process of building a new home. Before you ask a construction company to start building, you first seek out an architect who creates a blueprint of your house taking into account what you want (number of stories, square footage, etc.)

    4. I looked over something similar to this post via google news… I was intrigued and then started searching around, and landed at this site… anyhow, I feel that I mostly agree with what you talk about here. However I am going to go check what additional information I can look up as well.

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